Gunk and Haikus

by Rob on November 12, 2009 · 10 comments

in Golden Llama Award, Poetry

If you got a bunch of gunk in your reader yesterday, it was because I tried a new plugin and I guess I didn’t understand it.  If you enjoyed getting all of that in your reader, then you are welcome.  Here’s a haiku to express my emotions about this:

I am so sorry
About the gunk I sent you
Sometimes I’m a dope

Speaking of haikus, the contest is coming to an end.  Submit your haikus and over the weekend I will judge them.  There are so many good entries that I am not certain how I will decide.  Here’s a haiku to express my emotions on this:

Contest is Ending
Ingenious haikus abound
Need to buy more beer.

Yes, I’ll have to have beer while I judge this so I won’t get too stressed out.  You  guys have clearly outdone yourselves.  Here’s a haiku to express how I feel about that:

Wow, those haikus rocked
Even ones without llamas
Were really quite good

But I do sometimes worry about you guys.  Here’s a haiku I wrote about that:

My Readers are great
May need psychiatric help
Trauma from my blog

And finally, here is a haiku I wrote that comes from my heart.  I have really strong emotions sometimes, and verse is the only way I can express it:

Orange Julius
Power Puff Girls and Gumby
Flew to Oregon

I hope that touches you like it did me.

This material, written by me, is free to re-post and share under the Creative Commons agreement. In other words, use it all you want; just give me credit.
  • http://rlbatesmd.blogspot.com/ rlbates

    Wonderful

  • http://rlbatesmd.blogspot.com/ rlbates

    Wonderful

  • cs

    What are those adorable animals at the top of the post? I must know!

    • Rob

      Mama and Baby Aardvarks

  • cs

    What are those adorable animals at the top of the post? I must know!

    • Rob

      Mama and Baby Aardvarks

  • Ken O

    Haiku contest is ending
    Dr Rob is drinking beer
    Return of Llamatron*

    * Llamatron is an 8-bit computer game, published by Jeff Minter’s Llamasoft company in the UK, back in the 1980s.

  • Ken O

    Haiku contest is ending
    Dr Rob is drinking beer
    Return of Llamatron*

    * Llamatron is an 8-bit computer game, published by Jeff Minter’s Llamasoft company in the UK, back in the 1980s.

  • Peggy, RN

    Dr. Rob, cool dude
    Llamas, aarvarks and haiku
    Poetic & odd

  • Peggy, RN

    Dr. Rob, cool dude
    Llamas, aarvarks and haiku
    Poetic & odd

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