This Guy's Not a Little Chicken. He's Cocky.
This Guy, On The Other Hand, is a Big Chicken.
American Bean-Eaters Association
I am Still Waiting on my Postal Card.
The definition of bad-ass.
Always Keep a Nice Suit on Hand.
How the CIA Infiltrated the Andes
This Monkey Does it Underhand
I generally recommend Blatz Beer
This is why there's so much Soup Porn on the Web
The Krill Family Was Never Seen Again
An Unnecessary Sign
The Turning Point in History: Invention of the Radio Cow
Terrifying Seniors is Wrong
Example of a Bad Idea
What kids did before video games.
Kind of pathetic, actually.
Is that Really an Elephant, Strictly Speaking?
The Students are Laughing at Him.
Yeah, but ET gets kids obese with Reece's Pieces
Nice of that robot to wear the sign.
She Danced Only To Avoid Being Eaten
Tomorrow Night's Menu? Lamb Chop.
This Woman is Guilty of Battery (and Llama Abuse)
Does She Really Think We'll Think She's Having Fun?
Before Duck Dynasty there was Goat Guy.
I hope that's cold water.
Tickle Me Iron Man.
Not sure which is worse, Bile or Beans
I usually recommend introducing Coke before going to step 2 foods
The Secret for Women's Cuteness Revealed
Why didn't I learn about this sooner??
It is HIGHLY abrasive.
Added bonus: Look like an Indian Goddess
This Suggests Men Who are Bald Have Internal Vacuum that Needs to be Countered
Violet Ray Vibration Ozone Electricity? Pretty much covers the bases.