I met a llama once in Wonderland where theKids say "Hi," but Hispanic ones just say "HOLA." H-O-L-A, Hola! I walked up to her and asked for a ride I asked for her name and then a high-pitched voice told me Lola L-O-L-A Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo - la

Well I'm not the most zoological guy But when I saw her face, it sent chills down my spine Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why they keep them all here in Wonderland Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well, I saw giraffes and saw chimpanzees But that llama girl had captured me They picked me up and sat me on her back and said "Dear boy how do you like Alpac?" Well, I'm not the most zoological guy, but when I looked in her eyes, well I almost fell for my Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo - la Lo lo lo lo Lo - la Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo - la Lo lo lo lo Lo - la

I got off her back I walked for the gate I was fighting fate I got down on my knees Then I spit at her and she spit at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay And I always want it to be that way for my Lola La-la-la-la Lola So are alpacas really llamas too? It's a mixed up muddled up shook up zoo except for Lola La-la-la-la Lola

CHORUS #2: Well I left home just to see Jack-o And I'd never thought I'd see an alpac-o But Lola llama put me in a fog It's too bad for her the place went to the dogs

Well I'm not the world's most emotional man But when I heard the news I went and ordered a flan Just for Lola La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

*My apologies to The Kinks Go here for an explanation of the tragic story of Lola the llama. 

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