Reminder 1:  Don't forget the caption contest. No, don't put your captions as comments on this post.  Those who try will have a small electric shock transmitted to their fingers via a new Wordpress widget.


Here was my idea for a caption:

Don't do this.  An apple on the top of the head is much safer.

Reminder 2:  Take the latest poll.

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Reminder 3:  Use deodorant.

Trust me on this one.  Your friends all asked me to tell you.