Reminder 1: Don't forget the caption contest. No, don't put your captions as comments on this post. Those who try will have a small electric shock transmitted to their fingers via a new Wordpress widget.
Here was my idea for a caption:
Don't do this. An apple on the top of the head is much safer.
Reminder 2: Take the latest poll.
Reminder 3: Use deodorant.
Trust me on this one. Your friends all asked me to tell you.