With the upcoming US election, we stand at a watershed. Perhaps it's just a water closet. Anyway, I want to know what my readers think about the election. I want to know if my readers think. I've proven my ability to avoid thinking, and I want to know if I've had a positive effect on my readers. After all, our politicians do very little thinking; why can't we do the same?
Once the election is over, we can go back to more important things...like the impending zombie apocalypse (or iCarly, which is basically the same thing).