I have been assured that my head won't open up in the process. I hope not, as it would creep out my kids.
So how am I going to do grand rounds this time? I am not going to tell, but I will promise the following:
I promise it will be more grand than a giant rubber band ball.
And more grand than a giant soccer ball crushing a car.
It will be more merry than this ball of twine (which is chained to a tree, so it must be the rabid variety anyway).
I cannot promise, however, that it will be more grand than the world's largest disco ball. That's a very tall order.
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