I will be hosting Grand Rounds next week!

I have been assured that my head won't open up in the process.  I hope not, as it would creep out my kids.

So how am I going to do grand rounds this time?  I am not going to tell, but I will promise the following:

I promise it will be more grand than a giant rubber band ball.

And more grand than a giant soccer ball crushing a car.

It will be more merry than this ball of twine (which is chained to a tree, so it must be the rabid variety anyway).

I cannot promise, however, that it will be more grand than the world's largest disco ball.  That's a very tall order.

To submit your GR post for next week's GR, fill out the attached submission form.  I must have submissions in before Sunday, March 4th at 6 PM EST.